Are you drinking lots of water today or do I have to spit in your mouth?

Are you drinking lots of water today, or should I just spit in your mouth? I mean, let's be real. Staying hydrated is key, especially when you want to vibe with alt-girls. You know, those tattooed and pierced girls who always keep it cool and edgy. So, grab your water bottle and join me in hydrating, or I might just have to get a little wild!